Dog wiener

The pink crayon in the crayola pack

MOM! Emily ate my dog wiener again!

by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024

wiener lock

A condition in which a man's ejaculation is blocked from releasing for some reason, similar to a vapor lock in an automobile.

aww man I was all ready to bust that nut when I got that damn wiener lock!!

by ducks114 September 16, 2014

wiener tweener

1. a titty fuck
2. when a man places his erect penis between a woman's breasts in order to ejaculate on her breasts, throat, chin, etc.

Mary gave Scotty a wiener tweener last night.
Hey Greg, did you get laid last night? Naw man, but Eve did give me a wiener tweener.
Hi Sally. What that all over your throat and face? It's Bill's spooge. I just gave him a wiener tweener.

by King lakufta December 23, 2021

Wiener

something that you get aids from

guy 1: bro do you like wiener

guy 2: no I can get aids from that
guy 1: oh

by tonychestnut February 26, 2023

ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.

Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.

by 08-Patches January 14, 2024

Wiener Card

The first time you ate a big long wiener

Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001

by PeturGriffin November 25, 2022

Wiener Shit

When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.

The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.

by TheRealDefinerOfDefinitions October 27, 2013