Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not
I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.
by Dickhandle October 05, 2020
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wiener gobble monster

pretty clear from the name. someone who is a master of manipulating the penis with their mouth. can be male or female. a wiener gobble monster has a vast amount of practice engaging in oral sexual intercourse. they usually start at a young age and are always proud of their skills.
Damn you know Karen? She gave me a blow job last night and she is a wiener gobble monster. No one has ever ejaculated so quickly in the entire existence of the planet Earth. When she was done she had a massive smile on her semen covered face.
by jfb6942069 March 11, 2022
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Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.
I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.
by Satan Trump May 13, 2018
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Sand Wedge Wiener

When a buddy has massive amounts of curve to his dick. So much that you could notice it from afar. This tends to happen from obsessive amounts of yanking your willy with the same hand.
Tilly: “ God damn bruce that’s a hell of a Sand Wedge Wiener ya got going there.”

Bruce: “ Maybe I should try lefty, huh.”
by Bananawiener March 30, 2019
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wiggle wiener

When a man with a 10 inch or bigger cock takes it out in public and whips it around between girls ass cheeks.
Pauls a real wiggle wiener.
by I like the thicc Bois January 08, 2019
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Wiener Linien

Wiener Linien is the mom of the group AKA the designated driver who makes sure, that everyone gets home safely. She is very environmentally conscious and constantly talks about climate protection. In her hometown she knows every spot, because she is always on the road! Wiener Linien gets along well with everyone - except with people who don't wear their FFP2 mask.
"Thx, Wiener Linien, for bringing my drunk ass home - even in the middle of the night."
"Where would I even go without you, Wiener Linien."
by Goldfish_Herbert November 30, 2021
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Wiener boogers

Accumulation of discharge within the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis
Wow he has a lot of wiener boogers, he should clean it
by Mythicalwizard55555 April 24, 2022
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