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Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".
A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…
by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025
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Say whatever the hell I like

I mean, you clearly expect me to accept the obvious counter proposition. Which is that I should have to tolerate the harassment and I should have to ignore the reasonable suspicion the one of the mentally disabled clients in the group home I work at is both getting molest by my female co-worker and reading my emails and using them against me (BEFORE I said anything about it here) AND that the things I do any say are somehow being transmitted to people across the nation without my explicit knowledge until I can do something OTHER THAN THIS and prove it to YOU when YOU might none even need it to be proven because you either have more information than I do or know explicitly that what I'm saying it correct and are being obtuse because...
Hym "You don't like the fact that instead of doing whatever you'd rather I do here I just decided to hop on Urban Dictionary and say whatever the hell I like (upto and including threatening to murder kids and/or rape)! So no. This is good enough for the likes of you."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…
Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.
by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022
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(girl lingo)"whatever"

this girl is offended by what you said and wants u to apologize but dose not wan to tell you that be she does not ant to seem weak or a cry baby
boy-this girl is way prettier then u
girl-(girl lingo)"whatever"
by imarat101 November 26, 2022
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rolling eyes like "whatever you say"

🙄 Used as bored.
"Look, I have a lot of mail!" - (Person A (1 line))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))
by Saetern June 8, 2018
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We can do whatever we want

Yes, we can. And nobody would ever know anything.
We can do whatever we want. Manipulate whoever we want. Dumfuqs
by WorseThanHitler November 11, 2020
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