paddle whacking

Masturbatory term.

I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

Facebook Whacking

Typing in a random first then second name It's kinda likely that one or more of your friends are friends with this made up name.

Person 1: I'm just facebook whacking Coleen Rooney, three of my friends are friends with her.
Person 2: Ew

by Gemima111 October 21, 2008

Whacked Out

The word Commonly know to have began by the Hip Hop Duo "Siaki"

The Phrase Whacked Out
Is another form to Describe "I'm Bored"

Eazy: You feeling Whacked Out?
Brutal: Yeah let's go do something

by The One in a Million October 28, 2018

nerd-whacking

The act of showing nerds some maths/physics etc. problems to distract them from their current task and get them to focus on the problem instead, generally until they solve it.

I ran into some nerds sitting in a maths class yesterday. It's amazing how you can just outright interrupt what they're doing with a simple nerd-whacking calculus problem.

by thepurplbanana December 17, 2018

Pud Whacking

The art of masterbating.

Hey, guess what? I walked in on Carter pud whacking in the basement of his mom's, boyfriends, grandmas, uncles, aunts house.

Dude, have you see Logan today? No, but I'm sure he is in his room pud whacking.

by BonerDaOne January 20, 2018

Whack and Snack

Masturbation, before, during or after consumption of a food item.

Taylor couldn't decide on whether to eat his sandwich or fuck it. He decided to Whack and Snack

by MeatTrumpet April 24, 2012

Shiggity Whack

A term used for something that is messed up or fubar.

1. Wow that girls face is shiggity whack!
2. Dude, your new car is shiggity whack.
3. I went to Stephen's house and his room was shiggity whack. It totally smelled like rotten ass.

by TorWheeler September 26, 2009