shake-weighted

The act of having your partner finish you off on her face and or chest, in the motion of the shake-weight from them hilarious commercials.

Kevin: " hey, did you go home with that bartender last night?''

Steve: "yeah."

Kevin: ''DETAILS!"

Steve: " well, we went back to my house, had a few drinks, smoked a joint and then she ended up shake-weighting me."

Kevin: " you lucky bastard. I can't beleive she shake-weighted you."

by prodigyofmind July 28, 2010

Blanket Weight

Pounds per square foot of bed coverings to achieve ideal sleeping comfort.

I added a throw to my bed to increase blanket weight so I could sleep soundly.

by Avayueia June 30, 2016

Ankle weight

Adjective: thing, person

Definition:
Something or someone who/what is the opitamy of lowest of the low. Lower than the c-word. One with no respect. One who lives in misery and tries to drag everyone down to thier level. "misery loves company"

: Cindy is the biggest ankle weight in the world!!!!

by RuNnInGwOlF85 April 8, 2017

will weighill

Handsome young man around 10 years old is not a fuckboy and love everyone not the same tho

“Will Weighill is so handsome.”

“I know right but I think I might like him but he’s ten tho”.

by William2007 5a May 14, 2018

HMP Market Weighton

HMP Market Weighton (also known as the market weighton)school is an absolute shit hole full of the hardest youths in the local area

Just finished my SATs and got sentenced to 5 years in HMP Market Weighton

by 100%notme April 28, 2019

steaming face weight

A not-that-uncommon request at certain houses of ill-repute, usually administered by short lesbians to elderly hommes d'affairs.

Jesus, Tom, I got me a steaming face weight today and now I'm unemployed!

by Centrality April 10, 2003

faggy paper weight

A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW.

David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...

by Intraweb October 14, 2005