Ferret Weasel 

The Ferret and Weasel are closely related and can interbreed.

The Ferret Weasel is called a "Feasel", and its fur is so fine, you will want to Werret.

Ferret Weasel by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

pecker weasel 

One having both characteristics of a dick (pecker), and a weasel. An all around worthless individual.

That guy is such a pecker weasel, we should kick his ass.

pecker weasel by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

tit weasel

A putdown that hurts to the bone.

"Get out of my face, you tit weasel".

tit weasel by TeCHniX February 27, 2005

greased weasel shit 

greased weasel shit is FAST,VERY FAST.

If those mothers open fire ,we fire back and faster than greased weasel shit!!!!

greased weasel shit by Steve CHUTER November 7, 2006

Stink Weasel 

A post-coital penis. Particularly after anal (See Mike).

"...so after I was done banging her ass, I tried to get some head, and she was all 'get that stink weasel outta my face'".

Stink Weasel by Martin Luther Vandross February 28, 2005

Loft Weasel 

Disparaging term for an arts groupie who thinks they're an artist because they sleep with artists/musicians/writers.

Coined by 90's author William F. DeVault.

She thought she could paint like Picasso, but everyone knew she was just a loft weasel.

Loft Weasel by E.J. Trelawny January 28, 2007

bloody weasel 

A horny crazed sycko who is so addicted to the vagina he even bones at the worst time of the month

look at jack's bloody foreskin that boy is a bloody weasel

bloody weasel by Burt W. Reynolds August 27, 2007