vertically glad

Pertaining to the protruberance of the penis whilst engorged with blood. A euphamism for an erection.

Hey Scott, why did you walk up to the chalkboard sideways? Um, let's just say that at the time I was vertically glad and didn't feel like being the butt of a bunch of boner jokes.

by mayonasio October 11, 2014

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Vertical Pocket

A slang term for vagina.

Guy 1: Dude, how'd the date go?
Guy 2: Well, let's just say I stuck it in her vertical pocket.

by Whoopdeedo December 4, 2014

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Vert • vertically challenged • vertigo • vertical • vertical smile • verticornicus • Vertex • vertical bacon sandwich • Verty • Vertical Newton

A management term, when a large and powerful organization is cascading incompetence from the top down.

Top level management decides to reduce front line workers to save money, but later finds out that customers are not getting the service they expect, or had received in the past..

The recent organizational changes have put the company into a vertical fornication spiral.

by oilfilter April 22, 2015

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Vertigorgasm

when you cum so hard the world spins

Hold on wait a minute...ohhhh....ahhhh man that was a Vertigorgasm

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O July 18, 2015

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vertex form

Just like factoring, you're gonna fail this, too.

Teacher: alright time to do more shit that'll bring down your grades.( Smiles like a cunt). Now let's get learning shall we?(laughs like she has a hangover, because she probably does). Ready to fail vertex form you insignificant little shits?
Me: why don't u stop failing at finding love. Make an equation for that you stuck up bitch.

by Ihatemathandshit January 11, 2017

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