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Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
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Tula

Tula is a spontaneous girl who often acts crazy or wild, but will stand for what she believes if needed. She is very strong and is an extravert.
"Did you see the new girl?"
"No, what's she like"
"She is totally a Tula, I can't wait to get to know her"
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Talladega Tow Truck

During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.

With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.
She received carpet burn on both knees after He gave her the old Talladega tow truck
by Dale_lifts June 7, 2019
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tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.
by Jpv420 June 17, 2019
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Tellapatopa

Tell your pa he has a muffin top
Hey your dad needs a bigger shirt, tellapatopa buddy!
by AYYITSDUBY August 6, 2019
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Tallahassee

"Tallahassee?"
"Tallahassee."
by BroodyGayVampire October 10, 2019
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Tellatubby

When some one calls you a tellatubby they mean your fat an childish.
"Boomer! You drew on my note book! You a tellatubby!
by Meth addict December 1, 2019
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