toot

noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)

The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.

As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.

(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)

by PhilUK January 17, 2022

poota toot

1. Someone who likes to just let some serious air go.
2. A name when you give your friend when he/she farts continuously

1. Wow that girl over there is such a poota toot
2. I always call my friend a poota toot.

by ItsJustMeSally December 10, 2017

Jia toot wei

A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex

Look at this Jia toot wei face

by YEAR7A Ismah the nub August 23, 2018

Toots

When someone farts a lot they are usually nicknamed toots. They’re usually smaller in stature.

Omg he farts all day long! We should call him toots from now on!

by Smellyfeetstina February 13, 2019

Toot

Grab small titties (cup size A - B)

Yeah she was pretty flat - it was only a toot

by Thebasilisk February 14, 2020

twat toot

When engaged in intercourse the vagaina becomes wet and makes a fart like sound when the penis enters.

Stephanie got so wet last nite during sex she began to twat toot.

by The Wordmieser December 1, 2015

bungle toot

the outermost rim of the anus. The butt hole.

She shit so much her bungle toot was sore.

by eagletoot November 6, 2010