Tool

Loser. Dork. One who reads HP and listens to emo music. And spend the weekends alone or with their other tool friend(s).

Ryan reads and has emotions therefor he is a tool.

It's official, I'm a tool.

by Kaytaybay August 27, 2005

Tool

Christofer Drew Ingle, lead singer of Never Shout Never!

/looks at picture of Chris covering his nipples
"God, what a tool."

by OtterKnowsBest May 30, 2009

Tool

One who takes stupid pictures of themselves for most of the day such as pretending to punch camera; One who works at trader joe's; someone who thinks they're fearful; one who fails at defining someone;usually a loser.

Emily: Oh wow, look at Derek's profile icture.
Colleen: He's such a tool!

by thebattlecontinues March 29, 2009

Tool

tool; a disgracefull waste of a life with beliefs bordering on insane.

examples of tool include but are not limited to, tom cruise, the karddashians, barack obama and, of course, luke

by thedr00kenirish June 5, 2009

Tool

Refer to the Picture

I'm Zac Fisch! Watch me try to ball hard to impress everyone around me!"

Normal Kid:

"That kid a fucking tool."

by Kid from ridge May 14, 2010

Tool

A shitty band whose name describe not only its frontman, but also its fanbase.

"I thought I was listening to a Tool song. Turned out to be just some drunk guy rambling nonsense while playing a poorly tuned guitar very, very slowly."

"...That IS a Tool song, dude."

by I'm So Cratic February 17, 2019

Tool

A person who is overly good at something. Usually being called a tool may be from a person being jealous.

-"Man, did you see that guy playing video games over there?"
-"Ya, tell me about it, he's such a tool."

by Trev18 February 20, 2009