Todd

(n) An Insult. Todd can be used as;

- an insult for moments of extreme stupidity
-a synonym for asshole
- a degrading term for people actually named Todd (rare)
- replacement for other insults such as idiot/dipshit/fuckass

Person 1: I just microwaved a metal fork!
Person 2: Nice one, Todd.

by Dequanto July 21, 2023

Todd

Somebody’s who loves an old cock block! Too insecure about there own non-existent sex life so interrupt overs! Also loves a porky bum wank.

Charlie: I got todded last night
Oliwia: what do you mean?
Charlie: There was a todd at the end of my bed disrupting my sex with neil😡

by Hannah todd January 10, 2020

Todd

Doesn’t know why the carpet is all wet. Married to Margo.

And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!? I don’t KNOW Margo!

by T. Guadalupe January 16, 2022

Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.

Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024

Todd Martinson

The guy who is clearly the center of everyone's attention. Although being so popular he is usually annoyed by all the lesser people trying to get his attention. By the end of the night most guys will usually have attitudes towards him because they are jealous he took their ladies home with him.

Party would have been great if Todd Martinson hadn't taken my girl to bed with him.

by King boogy December 12, 2023

Todd kolibas

A debonair type fellow strong who's rugged good looks and swift gifted gab can talk almost any girl out of her garments and into a horizontal position in little to no time.
#strong and ordinary swift with a back hand a Todd Kolibas type is hard to beat cheat or knock down with out Severe Repercussion To those Who contest for challenge.
# Another definition Is one who who walks with a limp On account of his pimp.
# struts rather then step when In walk

The girl was rendered helpless to theTodd Kolibas couch catch

by anonymous July 8, 2023

jason todd-ed

get killed in a brutal way as jason todd (batman’s second robin) was

joker in the arkham knight game: now it seems you’re struggling with the subtext, bats, so let me spell it out: lock yourself up and tim drake will be 'jason todd-ed’

by jaybirdlovebot December 4, 2024