threadlocks

a misunderstanding of light humor in facebook

yeah i knew it may be a risk...but i have discovered that light-hearted senses of humor abound on facebook...
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Katherine Arfstrom ‎:P touche! and so dies another promising thread- ha get it threadlocks- a misunderstanding of light humor- where is that urban dictionary!

by lighthouseinthenight October 4, 2011

Thread Slag

The detritus found down-message in a long e-mail whose progenitors do not have the courtesy to *snip* before forwarding.

He sent me this long e-mail with a lot of thread slag appended.

by The War Planner March 1, 2013

thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.

POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

like . comment . unfollow post . share

10 people like this

REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......

by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013

thread trap

Putting small bits of thread in the path of your opponent.

Let's set a thread trap so that we can time the guy who rides the large vacuum in our office.

by sportspatrol January 7, 2016

thieve

Someone who moves another individual's possessions closer to the individual without their consent.

"Hey Ethan, I put your keys next to you on the couch"
"Ethan, you fucking thieve!"

by Brady Ovens August 21, 2016

Threading the Button

The act of cumming inside a belly button, and optionally allowing it to drip out and down to the vagina.

"Babe, let's try threading the button tonight."

by YungScooby December 18, 2016

theviya

One of the most beautiful girls in the universe. She is sexy as fuck.

sexy theviya

by Sdvs January 20, 2017