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The number on the telephone pad that poor people don't know about. As seen on The Colbert Report Oct. 20, 2008.
Steven Colbert: My new landline. Yes, it's so fancy it has all the numbers 0-9, plus the number they don't tell poor people about... Threven.
Threven by Pat O Berry March 2, 2009
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the secret number that poor people aren't told about, can be found on Stephen Colbert's $310,000 landline telephone
Dial #9 to get an outside number or #threven to get a direct line to Bill O'Reilly's underground spinproof bunker
threven by ghul February 26, 2009
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A misterious number that just the riches know about. Discovered in an old tomb in egypt by Jean Paul Gerard. It's in colbert's new landline and it's history is written as seen in a paper. You can see in a imgur image with that image code: bcGFpDc
Threven's origins were unknown to the academic world until 1997
threven by Xpunged December 12, 2023
The number that is present in stephen colbert’s landline. The number has been discovered suposedly in an egyptian tomb by Jean Paul Gerard.
Threven’s origins were unknown to the academic world since 1997
Threven by Guerrazin10isabastard December 22, 2023

Threenager

Three year old child spouting attitude like a spoiled teenage.
My kid just left the house in mismatched/stained clothes and 17 bracelets because she's a threenager and I have more important fights to pick.

Threeven 

A number that is divisible by 3.
Is 28 threeven?

Nah, that number divided by 3 equals 9.33333333333333.
Threeven by the mathy sexican January 23, 2011
Treven is the definition of perfect. He has the biggest heart and loves people. He makes people laugh and smile. He would be the person that would jump in front of a bullet for you. He always thinks about how other people are feeling. If he sees you down he will try to make you happy. He is extremely loyal and would never cheat or even look at other girls. He is super sweet even if you don’t see it at first. He is very servant hearted and will always run up and help with anything. He has a strong sense of Justice. Nothing gets him down no matter how hard his life may be. You can talk to him about anything. So basically he is beautiful inside and out and if you ever get to meet him marry him then and there.
Are you serious you know Treven, I love Treven.
Treven by Imjustlikeyou May 19, 2018
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