threadlocks 

a misunderstanding of light humor in facebook

yeah i knew it may be a risk...but i have discovered that light-hearted senses of humor abound on facebook...
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Katherine Arfstrom ‎:P touche! and so dies another promising thread- ha get it threadlocks- a misunderstanding of light humor- where is that urban dictionary!

threadlocks by lighthouseinthenight October 4, 2011

Threadjacks 

Third person singular of threadjack

No one threadjacks our forum on the possibilities of inter-galactic peace through (extremely impressive) multi-part harmony singing!

Threadjacks by lcdn July 13, 2006

threadlocked  

a message board moderator who locks a thread on a specfic topic

there was this awesome topic on this message board but it looks like a moderator threadlocked it.

threadlocked by lupinechaos August 17, 2008

threatlockz 

The point of no return during anal sex with a man. Once you have reached threatlockz you're going to be walking with a limp in the morning.

I really threatlockz'ed the hell out of mrtea.

threatlockz by jaslr November 22, 2007

Threadloss

Threadloss — the sudden or gradual loss of cognitive continuity, where intention drops without awareness of the moment it disconnected.
You don’t forget what you were doing—
you forget that you were doing anything at all.

Key features
no interruption you can point to
no memory of the “drop”
awareness only returns after

“I stood up and got threadloss.”

“Mid-sentence threadloss is brutal.”

“I lost the thread, but like… completely.”

Threadloss by nyxorgoescrazy December 22, 2025