by Toad McSwampmister December 31, 2019
Get the Land Oyster mug.A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.
by hawke4me May 25, 2020
Get the Land Manatee mug.A name for a someone that doesn’t eat animals or use animal products with the exceptions of eating fish and Their parent’s/guardian’s hens’ eggs.
Rachel Ballenger came up with a new innovative name to depict the particular dietary restrictions she follows...most of the time.
She came up with Land Vegan!?!?!?!?!🤣
Watt?🤷 ♂️👌
Go off 👸
She came up with Land Vegan!?!?!?!?!🤣
Watt?🤷 ♂️👌
Go off 👸
by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk June 1, 2020
Get the Land Vegan mug.Rona land (Covid-19 style of living) is at any point on Earth that experiences quarantine-like scenarios after what the media tells us is a major pandemic.
Valren: "How's Rona Land treating you?"
Tylan: "I love it! two weeks without production, without as much air pollution, time to spend with our families, we may as well call it Earth Day instead for two weeks!"
Tylan: "I love it! two weeks without production, without as much air pollution, time to spend with our families, we may as well call it Earth Day instead for two weeks!"
by GoldHue June 10, 2020
Get the Rona Land mug.An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012
Get the Ass Landing mug.When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
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