Clumsy Tongue

to awkwardly use your tongue to lick something

"Tom you just really clumsy tongued that salt from the Margarita glass"

"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"

by Christian Howes February 03, 2009

Mousy Tongue

A weak attempt at a French Kiss.

Ally: Ugh, my new boyfriend is a terrible kisser...and I think he might be Chinese.
Mikey: Why do you say that?
Ally: He gave me some mousy tongue last night.
Mikey: LOL....Hey! Aren't you married?

by Timmy The Geek January 26, 2009

tongue brushing

When two members of the opposite sex (or the same sex) move each other's tongues together without actually kissing.

French Kissing minus the lips and extra tongue.

My boyfriend and I started making out, but all of a sudden he just started wrestling my tongue down with his and then started tongue brushing more softly.

by baddreams June 23, 2009

python's tongue

when you have a stray pube around your penis hole and when you take a piss, it splits the pee in half, resembling a python's tongue

"Yo, man. I was takin' a piss this morning and I made a python's tongue....word.

by Vaughnathon JACK March 23, 2007

mud tongue

a moniker for the individual that likes to lick their partners asshole, to eat out your partners butthole, analinguist, asseater.

Dude, that bitches ass was so fine, i just had to eat it. or: Sarah, your butthole is so tight, i wanna try to stick my tongue up it.

by n chamberlain October 04, 2004

golden tongue

The rank of tonguesmanship/tongueswomansip above the silver tongue. To obtain golden tongue status, one must be proficient not only in their use of words to meet the criteria of silver tongue, but also excell in oral sex.

"I'm planning on going down on my girl every day for the next week."
"Why?"
"I'm going for that golden tongue."

by TheRecentOak April 10, 2016

tongue-punch

to eat out; lick

Right now, I think my girlfriend should tongue-punch my dirt star.

by kalaftw December 22, 2008