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after table

The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.
Jane and I had the longest after table tonight. We couldn't stop talking after we finished eating.
by greatmaster September 17, 2018
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Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.
“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”
by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018
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Pulling a Table

When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.
Em : what is he doing ?
Ari : it looks as if he is pulling a table in the house !
by Jibril Grimm June 7, 2018
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Table Tug

The act where a person receives a hand job under a dinner table.
John got a table tug from Sally while at his grandparents anniversary dinner.
by Blyler69 June 24, 2019
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touch the table

The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.
Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!
by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019
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table trash

Sluts found at pool halls. Asks you to teach her to play pool so you can bend her over the table. Constantly strokes the pool stick mimicking a bad handjob.
The pool table is surrounded by table trash.
by Hafnerd August 16, 2019
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Enable-table

A table that or cabinet that enables you to store more useless clutter.
That useless table you bought is only an enable-table for you to keep more junk around the house.
by Lazybug September 12, 2019
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