No Shit

you are kidding!

No shit that is your women

by The man December 15, 1999

shit

the brown thing that comes out of your ass

Man: I took a big ass shit last night
Man 2: okay?

by Jacobishott June 30, 2011

Shit

The finest food from the gods

"Dig in bitches" -God as he shits on us

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

shitness

when something is really really cool

Oh shitness!

by joannabarry October 25, 2008

no shit!

1. excitement
2. agreement

1. No shit!, you really are neal diamond!
2. woman: there are too many cats in here
man: No shit!

by A Tommy December 22, 2007

shit

Stuff belonging to anyone that is not you.

"Steve left his shit at my apartment!"

by Tyler May 14, 2005

Shits

The nickname of my stupid ass step-brother. He earned the nickname by shitting his pants when he was 16. See also, Crusty and Shitler

Step-brother: Hey, is Mom home?
Me: Shut up Shits.

by =w= December 13, 2004