phone slave

A person whose talking and/or texting on a cell phone makes them inconsiderate of the people around them, and careless in their daily routines. Sometimes to a level that endangers themselves and others.

He almost got him by a car by being a phone slave, not looking where he was going while texting in the street.

by LeNair Xavier August 21, 2015

chap the phone

Using one's cellular phone so much the phone experiences chafing.

Tim: I gotta go call Janice again.
John: Man! You're going to chap the phone!

by cooliomchoolio January 11, 2008

Phone Shadow

A person carrying on a phone conversation, not realizing they're slowly gravitating toward you, even as you move room to room to try to get away from their annoying loud phonecall.

No matter where I go in the house I can't hear my movie, I've got a bad phone shadow over here.

by ludlow9 February 1, 2012

Bike Phone

A second phone that somebody carries, usually for work, or to spread out battery usage from intensive media consumption, like 2x speed podcasts, or gaming, like Pokémon Go, Fortnite.

“I don’t have to worry about running out of battery, because I text with one phone and game on my bike phone.”

by arrowsispointy August 5, 2019

Phone addict

When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.

God dammit Jesse stop looking at your phone, I swear you are a phone addict.

by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021

phone hovering

The act of hanging around the home telephone, not doing much more than waiting for a "call-back" as promissed by the recorded message you left; the computer generated "we will call you back with-in XX minutes; or even if you happen to get a "live person", who states "I'll get right back to you"! Hovering or remaining near the phone so as not to miss a call, which in most cases, NEVER HAPPENS! Usually from a GOVERNMENT AGENCY, but not limited to that. A cordless phone would be a "Hoverphone"

I spent my whole day "PHONE HOVERING" to find out if my Health Coverage is in effect.

by CWFF January 16, 2014

phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer May 23, 2018