Mass peen

The art of having a massive dick and/or balls

When we were getting dresses, I saw your mass peen

by Kavsisvqiwc August 17, 2025

phantom peen

The sensation a woman experiences of a male penis remaining in her vagina following sexual intercourse, even though the penis is no longer there. Derived from the term “phantom pain.”

“Gary absolutely took my breath away last night! I’m still feeling that phantom peen sensation, almost a full day later.”

by Malician September 5, 2025

Punxatawnee peen

When the peen goes inside for the winter cuz it’s just too cold.

See also: shrinkage

All these cold plungers suffer from chronic stage III Punxatawnee peen!

by Gorb himself February 13, 2025

J’ing the peen

Jerking off the penis.

Sean quit J’ing the peen for 11 months before his fight. He lost the fight.

by Mdh247 June 8, 2025

J'ing the peen

To jerk off. Also said as "j the peen" or "j'd the peen"

I think nick was j'ing the peen when we were having a sleepover

by Mother freaking fuck June 10, 2025

Peen

Another way to say penis.

"Bro Joseph I got peened by a big black oily buff man!"

by cumguzzler2010 September 28, 2023

sloppy peen

A big sloppy willy

You have such a sloppy peen <3

by Deccyyyyyy October 3, 2023