by Stupidbitch420 December 11, 2019
McDonald's Peen
A girl who doesn't cook or clean, but will jump in a dude's car to go get a quick lay and some mcd's
A girl who doesn't cook or clean, but will jump in a dude's car to go get a quick lay and some mcd's
All she does is gets that McDonald's peen, forreal bruh
She don't cook, she don't clean, but she does get that McDonald's Peen
She don't cook, she don't clean, but she does get that McDonald's Peen
by LinkT4ce September 15, 2021
by Necromancer1000 December 23, 2019
The most annoying creature on the whole entire Earth. This creature is as fat as the Sun, and always farts out loud in class.
by Necromancer1000 December 23, 2019
Abnormally small penis
by SavageBeauty November 11, 2020
When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022
by Domo Arigato October 08, 2007