Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.

Dude he is a total muffin dick!

by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010

Choke on a muffin

It’s just an insult

Go choke on a muffin

by Crazyredhead1370 January 1, 2018

Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.

Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.

by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010

Inappropriate Muffin

Another addition to the Awkward Turtle family of hand gestures. The left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a muffin shape.

Boy: Your ass is peng ;)
Girl: *Inappropriate Muffin*

by Soapy17 September 21, 2011

Slippery Muffin

When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.

The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

Smoochie Muffin

1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.

2. Word used to describe sexy women.

Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."

Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."

by The Original Smoochie Muffin July 21, 2009

Muffin Cannon

A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.

DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!

Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.

by Venumb77 January 30, 2010