Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 06, 2023

jail break

Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window

Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!

by FacadeJG May 22, 2019

Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

JAIL BARN

to hold an entity liable to conviction without an due with an right.

He's an jail barn.

by On thee trend January 09, 2020

Jail baby

A girl who’s waiting for a guy who is in jail and is often waiting a while and super loyal

Damn I wish I had a jail baby waiting for me when I get out

by Jennyveieve September 24, 2019

finger jail

When you pick your nose, but your septum ring traps your finger within your tiny nostril canal and then you realize how stupid you look with a bull ring.

Bought a new bull ring at hot topic the other day and while puttin it in I noticed a nice juicy booger. So I made the mistake of trying to get it, and I finger jail myself.

by Pattachusetts August 27, 2015

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 14, 2021