clay

the most amazing guy on this whole planet, they have a thing for younger people, (mostly 12 year olds)

bro that guy is so clay like

by iworshippeaches November 29, 2021

Clay Higgins

A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off

Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.

by PhrogMilk November 15, 2020

Clay

A fat hairy nigga. he thinks he’s cool but really isn’t. usually drives a shit box. thinks everything that he’s got is worth way more than it actually is. socially weird and just not great to be around. overall, Clays are alright, but if you don’t have to deal with him, don’t.

Oh shit, there’s clay. run.

by Tonya Baxter April 15, 2020

Clay-bling

Adding flair, ostentation and/or detailed artwork to a plaster cast on a broken bone.

When a small child has broken their wrist, and their mum draws pretty flowers and stuff on it or puts sparkly things on it, the child has Clay-bling.

by Lady Tommo November 3, 2010

Clay

The most cutest and sweetest girl in the world! She's such an angel. Her smile is so adorable and she has the perfect body, she can be a bit shy and dirty. She loves her friends so much and as well as her boyfriend. She is so loyal and caring. She is like everything you will want. She is sensitive so don't break her heart or make a mistake. You'll regret losing her.

Boy: wow!.. look at Clay over there
Girl: She's so cute! I wanna be her friend
Boy 2: I wanna make her mine forever..

by Linzicherry October 18, 2022

Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance

"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"

by granny clay December 4, 2017

Clay

The most sexiest motherfucker to ever exist (also and aries which makes him 100x better)

**Boy1**: He's an aries?
**Boy2** : Yes
**Boy1**: Is he also a Clay?
**Boy2**: Yup,the guys a keeper

by cVix April 13, 2022