Brain FAARP

Noun. Often facetious or derogatory. The blending, or portmanteau, of Brain Fart and AARP. A lapse in memory or thought for those not quite old enough to be having a Senior Moment but being close to or having reached the minimum membership age (50) of AARP.

"He forgot his cell phone again? If he has one more brain fAARP, we'll just start calling him grandpa."

by rqd January 12, 2012

Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.

Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.

by Lacey13 January 19, 2012

Brain STD

When someone is always on your mind and its cannot be stopped/cured. Constant thought about that person means they gave you a Brain STD!

Girl 1:Damn Ricky is so hot! I can't get him out of my mind!
Girl 2: Look's like you got a Ricky Brain STD!

by footballfreak9 August 22, 2011

art brain

Used to refer to someone that is unintelligent.
Derived from people who use creativity as an excuse for their lack of intelligence.

James couldn't hold in his frustration at how art brained his friend is.

"Ethan can't comprehend division, he's such an art brain."

by Axidation February 22, 2022

rocks for brains

When someone has large rocks in place of an actual brain

"Panglou i can't believe you're that stupid, you have rocks for brains"

by RocksForBrains August 19, 2021

lame brain

a stupid person, not bright

person: whats 2x2?
other person: ummmmmmm... i dont know.
first person: wow what a lame brain.

by BLG3143 February 19, 2009

big brain

when someone is so stupid theyre actually smart

person 1: omg this isnt a table its a window omg
person 2: big brain

by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019