Polyester shirts are thin and tight, and can outline the strongest abs to the roundest belly. Polyester shirts are cheap, and can be cut with kindergarten paper scissors. These shirts are worn by people confident enough to show their bodies in public.
Passerby 1: Look at that fat kid sitting at that lunch table. He’s wearing a polyester shirt!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
by JoeDoe* February 17, 2019
Get the Polyester Shirtmug. by Bubblegum success April 27, 2015
Get the Orange shirtmug. The ever growing clothing fad among'st fat women. The large selection of plus size Eeyore shirts in Clothing departments.
She got an Eeyore shirt on sale.
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?
by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 2, 2012
Get the Eeyore Shirtsmug. by Swank October 16, 2003
Get the tropical shirtmug. in my english class this really hott kid named chris wears a mustard shirt bc he nos he looks sexy in it giselle wants to slap his ass
by ivannahumpalot April 14, 2004
Get the mustard shirtmug. A single shirt that is made to look like 2 layered tees. For example a black t-shirt with a 2 inch ring of white fabric positioned around the collar, sleeves and bottom of the shirt in order to give the illusion of a cheater shirt.
by Lyislooney May 8, 2007
Get the Cheater Shirtmug. A slang term for breasts. Originating from the idea of two potatoes being smuggled under one's shirt.
"I went jogging without a sports bra and now my shirt taters are so sore."
"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."
"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"
"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."
"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"
by BoatCrew September 24, 2011
Get the Shirt Tatersmug.