flaming rod

when a girl eats a spicy food and immediatly after gives a blow job to a male

John: Bro this girl gave me a blow job after eating a pepper and i had a flaming rod

by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010

Rod dawg

A guy who is inept and overly sensitive, usually resulting from female ridicule over his small penis. Often times this insecurity brings on the desire to compensate, either through purchasing expensive Affliction clothing or by acquiring a penis pump.

Rod dawg done got ditched again by anotha Ho!

by Noseeum January 23, 2014

Bod Rod

Penis - erect or in a state of semi arousal.

Hey bud - see your bod rod's on full alert !

by Leo Lumpha August 2, 2016

Stick Rod

When You Take A FishHook And Shove It Up Ur Dick Hole

Dad i stick rodded

Nigga da fuq

by NiggerBabyKFC June 1, 2015

rod-mark

a mark or bruise left after being penis-whipped. or a mark that looks like it was left by a penis being used like a baton. Typically found on the face.

"dude, the bruise on your sister's face looks like her bf gave her a nice rod-mark!"

by Dave the Maestro February 23, 2008

lady rod

When a female is aroused or turned on by a person, situation, etc. If she had a penis, it would be erect.

She had quite the lady rod for Hugh Jackman during the movie Wolverine.

by njl2011 November 18, 2011

Crap rod

A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.

Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet

by inyofacenowbisch February 4, 2009