Pinchin The Carrot

Spankin it, crankin it, jerkin it, snappin it, or straight up wankin it.

"yo what have you been doing since Susy left you?"

"pinchin the carrot like a virgin dude... It sucks"

by BeezyB604 February 2, 2010

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Playing ping pong with the oblong

a technique of self induced pleasure where spanking to specific organs is part of the ritual

i was in the monestary, playing ping pong with the oblong

by the enibriated pidgeon liver March 29, 2003

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Pinch the loaf

One who is in a hurry to take shit, so they are forced to pinch it off, before they are finished. It usually leads to an uncomfortable feeling in someone's ass.

Man, my ass is killing me because I had to pinch the loaf while at that party.

by Ultimate Brad November 17, 2009

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Pinky and The Brain

Gay mice

Pinky and The Brain are gay

by crimeapples January 21, 2022

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Pinkey And The Brain Also Known As The Male Genitals. Pinkey Being The Penis, Dick Or Cock And Brain Being The Scrotum, Ball Bag Or Balls
Pinkey And The Brain Is A Warna Bro's Cartoon, And If You Haven't Heard Of It Yourr A Teep Or A Dick Wad

Lady One: Heyyy Babee, What'd Youu Do Last Night?
Lady Two: I Saw Brad's Pinkey And The Brain.
Lady One: What did It Look Like!!??
Lady Two: Wrinkly..

by BimboBaggins August 4, 2009

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pinker and the stinker

(pinker and the stinker) is a threesome. 1, female ,2, males

pinker and the stinker #1 e.g. mariah was down to do a (pinker and a stinker) number , so we started hitting it,but this fool was hording the pinker ,and did'nt want to switch with me , so i ended up with a bunch of shit on my dick,it's cool though i still got my nut on . e.g.#2 roxy lets u and i and collin have a pinker and a stinker party:)

by wic November 29, 2010

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toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

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