chuck norris

Chuck Norris on being wet.

When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.

by Jorsie December 9, 2007

chuck norris

a man who instead of having a chin under his beard, he acually has another fist

did you know that under chuck norris' beard, instead of a chin there's actually another fist?

by partybear December 27, 2008

chuck norris

the act of kicking ones ass

After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised

by Sam Schley October 2, 2007

Chuck Norris

The end of the world.

Chuck Norris *roundhouse kick* KABOOOOM

by ROMEYROME! October 18, 2009

chuck norris

god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

by Chuck norris slave September 23, 2007

Chuck Norris

A moving tank.Probably from the future.Simply cannot be destroyed.

Japan:We'd better surrender,they've got Chuck Norris!

by god of word June 10, 2010

Chuck Norris

God.

Did you see that guy, he's a Chuck Norris at video games.

by Maria is amazing August 6, 2008