master val. Lord of art and maps

Master val is of a man who struggled for Years to get his masters but upon being pushed back and haveing every conceivable roadblock. He prevailed and obtained his master's. Becoming known as Master Val. Lord of art and maps. Its a fitting tital

Person A. Woah who is that over there !

Person B. Thats Master Val. LORD of art and maps

Person A. Woah really?!?

Person B. He is a chad of the maps

by Ivys number #1 fan July 27, 2024

map sensor

An engine-component for a vehicle dat's designed to reduce da number of times dat da clueless macho "nut behind da steering wheel" gets tangled up wif intersections and is therefore obliged to (horrors!) **ask directions**. Similar to an ignition-interlock to prevent inebriated driving, said device checks to see if you have a paper roads-diagram guide wif you, and if none is detected, it refuses to allow da car to power up.

Now dat most newer rides are equipped wif vehicle-navigation systems, there is less need for map sensors.

by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025

map gas

A special extra-hot-burning fuel dat is used to power da Google-Street-View vehicles.

If you fart copiously while perusing da state/city-roads diagrams, maybe said "map gas" could be collected and donated to fuel da green-and-white panoramic-camera-equipped photography cars.

by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025

MAP

A MAP (Malicious Ass Pedophile) is a fancy term for a pedophile. It is constantly used to make an image of someone who's around 18, and the victim is 17, but most of the time, it's, like, a fucking 9 year old. In short, a degenerate. It is commonly perceived as "Minor Attracted Person" but they're not normal people, they're assholes.

You should beat a MAP with a rotted piece of wood in the balls.

by anonmounyn December 7, 2022

map pack

The bane of any geometry dash players existence

Person 1: I fucking hate map packs

by Sackanballs6969 December 11, 2022

MAP

MAPs, or minor-attracted persons, are people with nothing better to do other than complaining that "children can consent" because they are assholes who sit on the computer screen all day instead of going outside. Most MAPs have a mental problem called "stupidity" that lowers their IQ substantially.

MAP: I like fricking children because i'm a degenerate who has never touched grass or a woman

by heniuwnhiuhfbiuwgv January 6, 2023

Mapped it

The act of becoming so afraid while playing a video game you actually panic, hitting all the buttons and accidentally open the map.

Lmao Matt just mapped it running from that super sweaty guy from mega city 🤣🤣🤣

by Eric Spano August 30, 2023