bearded-faced lie

A statement that sounds like a lie, but is actually true.

Obama's claim that a public option will save money is a bearded-faced lie.

by perfectlycromulentwordguy March 9, 2010

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duck dont lie

a duck in the anti tobbacco ad that says he dont lie, even though he gets a 12 pack after the commercial

"yo, the duck dont lie, smoking is foul"

by smoking is foul April 20, 2003

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Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.

My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.

by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009

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