by All J May 15, 2022

J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
J PATTY ME
by The JPatty eater July 10, 2010

A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl who is a snake or gold digger. Often times they share a room at ones parents house.
I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!
Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends
Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends
by #3OrDie July 19, 2018

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.
by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020

by Tinafey-fromtheway March 18, 2017

The unfortunate stain left on a carpet when someone attempts to enter a room where two lovers are going for it like good 'uns... and coitus is suddenly interrupted at the critical moment.
Jo: "Ewwww... the J-spot isn't drying up at all."
Nap: *shame faced* "Sorry honey."
Jo: "Don't be, one day we will look back and laugh."
Nap: "Yeah? Ya reckon?"
Jo: "Hmmm... we'll see... darn those lil love stains to Hull!"
Nap: *shame faced* "Sorry honey."
Jo: "Don't be, one day we will look back and laugh."
Nap: "Yeah? Ya reckon?"
Jo: "Hmmm... we'll see... darn those lil love stains to Hull!"
by Nap August 4, 2004
