Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter

(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020

Gooch Days

The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.

These are the official Gooch Days:
Dec 27, 28, 29, 30

by Carterto December 30, 2011

ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.

She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.

by Chi facebook March 3, 2016

Anti-gooch

The opposite side of a gooch. The region between your wasteband and your genitalia.

Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.

Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that

by Jhonkie Wanker October 20, 2021

Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.

"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."

by Bud is good June 3, 2009

Skinny gooch

Something hitler had

Damn Nathan has a skinny gooch

by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah September 17, 2020

Gooch Poof

When your fart rolls forward while sitting down and comes out the front .

Waiting in the doctors office, I let one slide out to my surprise,‘‘twas a gooch poof

by mUlletdude69 April 22, 2022