Gnome Spot

An out of the way space only reachable by the skillful climbing of a dexterous and goofy little gnome.

Dude, I found a sick Gnome Spot behind some barrels in the Lion's Pride Inn.

by Froathy December 25, 2022

Red Gnome

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.

"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"

by canart October 25, 2019

Gnoming

The act of popping up at someone's garden wall during coronavirus lock down to say 'hi'! Keeping correct social distance and obviously only when out exercising 😜

We went 'gnoming' at my sisters today

by Toffygirl April 18, 2020

Gnome

Millions wear the hat

I was out gnome hunting with the boys (we have autism)

by Gnome hunter April 28, 2023

gnome

It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!

Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."

by ChromicQuanta January 16, 2023

Gnome your chums

Gnome your chums

Gnome your chums, lugger.

by Im_just_JK September 30, 2020

Gnome

A veteran weed grower

"That guy is a weed industry pro, hes a total gnome"

by greengoblen August 6, 2020