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gnome

When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.
"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2
by gotchubro March 1, 2020
mugGet the gnomemug.

The Gnome

The #1 song by Pink Floyd
by Norman🅱 September 13, 2019
mugGet the The Gnomemug.

Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.
My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!
by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022
mugGet the Gnomemug.

gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway
That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater
by Mat the rat January 24, 2018
mugGet the gnome beatermug.

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016
mugGet the Pants Gnomesmug.

Chrome 'a' gnome

My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
mugGet the Chrome 'a' gnomemug.

GNOME

A garden desktop environment based on the getKO.
person: Do u got GNOME
persontwo: nah I got KDE
by THEFREAKINGRELMATTER December 10, 2023
mugGet the GNOMEmug.

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