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The Dodelin 

The act of impregnating a stripper while performing last in a train during ones bachelors party.
Bro, did you really just explode The Dodelin inside that cum dumpster?
The Dodelin by Vice Keiser Blair November 20, 2020

What the dog doin 

"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.
A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."

A: "what he doin tho?!"

The Destitutioner 

Executioner of the destitute. The Destitutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to "earn" that pay. Manner of bum death is the employer's choice, and the destitutioner will either urinate or defecate - or both - on the departed at no extra charge!
Mr. Morgan: God dammit, I am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. I wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.
The Destitutioner by sciflyer.25 February 4, 2013

Jimmy the Dead Rat 

Jimmy the Dead rat is a large late rodent, known for his ravishing humour and exquisite style.
Fellow 1: Good day monsieur
2nd lad: Hello, fine fellow. May I interest you in our late lord and savior Jimmy?
Fellow 1: The dead rat?
Passing Lady: ALL HAIL JIMMY THE DEAD RAT
Passing enby: ah yes, salutations to jimmy
Everyone in chorus: Jimmy, please bless our humble abodes
Timothy, in the distance: And my mansion!
Everyone in chorus: f@#k you Timothy
Exeunt
Jimmy the Dead Rat by slink0us January 8, 2022

we got the dub 

it's like saying we won
"aye man good game tonight we got the dub!!!"
we got the dub by googleplayer August 30, 2017

the devils share 

Similar to karma, The Devils Share is a term used to describe a person "getting what's coming to them". Used in the television show "Person of Interest" in reference to a drug dealer who was killed in retribution for murdering an off duty rookie cop who was about to be a new father.
"He got the devils share, its the way the world evens things out. Guy got what he deserved and you wanna know how I've been sleeping? Like a baby. But thanks for letting me unburden myself.