pole test

For a man to be picked up by a group of guys, usually enemies, and have his nuts crushed against some type of pole, causing him much pain and discomfort.

After pissing off the gang members, Johnny was pole tested against a street lamp.

by Rodfather June 14, 2005

twinkie test

A term used in the rowing world to refer to one of the most demoralizing and embarrassing forms of seat racing: a boat races a set distance for time, and subsequently replaces one of the oarsmen with a twinkie and races the same distance a second time. If the boat goes faster with the twinkie in place of the oarsman, then that rower has "lost the twinkie test," meaning that they are worse at rowing than a twinkie.

Bill missed practice today, so we twinkie tested him for a 5k race piece. He definitely lost.

by The Dictator November 3, 2014

The Dot Test

I simple mark that is placed on some one with a pen or other writing utensil that shows someones level of hygeine.

Person 1: "Wow, the mark is still on his elbow."
Person 2: "I wonder if he even took a shower. That was an effective The Dot Test scenario.

by Dorsey2494 June 18, 2008

Testing Their Luck

A person who has just had a negative Covid19 test, and knows someone who also has had a negative test and then assumes the rules don't apply to them.

Well those people over there sure are testing their luck.

by ME MAKES DICTIONARY March 15, 2021

test drive

to have sexual relations with an individual with the purpose of gathering information to aid in future decisions regarding with whom to participate in sexual relations with

Gabe got that girl all liquored up to test drive her ass before spending all that money wining and dining her at the Eat n' Park.

by Sach. September 23, 2008

Bucket Test

The act of filling a bucket of water and forcefully emptying it on a woman's face. If she's still hot, she passes the test.

Guy 1: Dude, check that chick out! She's wearing more makeup than a clown!

Guy 2: No way she'd pass the bucket test.

by Poon Stick February 26, 2011

clitmus test

Before a man realizes they are gay, they may date one of their female friends to test if they are attracted to women.

One of my ex-boyfriends from high school apparently used me as a clitmus test. He chatted with me recently and wouldn't stop talking about his new husband.

by Cpt. Kegel March 11, 2014