Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.

He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!

by Motomusic May 31, 2019

Tent

When s got gets a huge boner

David look at that ass and got a huge tent

by Hehe.micheal.jackson. August 29, 2019

Circus tent

What the COVID test sites look like.

The people at the COVID test sites that look like circus tents might say that they are forced to deal with patients testing their patience, but really these folks in line for a test, a vaccine, or a (morale) booster aren't there because they want to be there in line, they are there because they were told they had too (though technically they weren't forced as in do this or die/get detained) and weren't told by anyone whether there were any other options than getting/staying in line at the nearest circus tent.

by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Tent poking

When someone with a boner (erection) hugs or spoons you and you feel something poking (pressing against) you.

I slept over at jakes house yesterday.
When we shared the bed he started "tent poking" me.

by ChrisMissSpecial July 29, 2020

French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent.

by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

Tenting Out

Its like "Camping Out" but you don't spend very much time inside the tent because there is too many people to fit in. Basically just turns into an all nighter with your mates around the tent.

Person 1: Are we going camping out?
Person 2: No. its tenting out
Why?
Person 2: Because there is no space
Person 1: What?

by The Mad Twatter May 18, 2015

Earthen tent

the politically correct way to say, unmarked shallow grave.

She told me, she preferred to use the term "earthen tent"

by Angry Red Planet November 26, 2021