Tentman

-noun
1. A member of the female gender.
2. The image of a woman on a bathroom stall sign who has had part of her dress scratched out, causing her bottom half to resemble a tent.
3. A male who exhibits feminine qualities.
4. A male who is whipped or takes orders from his significant other.
5. A gentleman with the unfortunate job of constructing/shipping tents.

Get back into the kitchen, tentman! There's a clock on the stove!

by Gentleman Davy Roberts January 5, 2011

textmanship

The art of texting on a cell phone. As penmanship is the art of writing, textmanship is the art of texting.

That girl has great textmanship, she can text 100 words per minute.

I really want to improve my textmanship, maybe I will take an online course to increase the amount of words I can text per minute.

by MasterFirm May 24, 2011

textmance

A relationship, or romance in which the primary means of communication is via text messaging. This realy avoids all those awkward feelings and emotions and fully spelled words.

So that new guy I met at the other night, we're totally in a textmance right now. He texts me like every day, all the time. I really like him. I <3 him.

by Lauren Coughlan December 13, 2006

omar the tentmaker

a reference to oversized clothing (usually on fat people)

her underwear must have been made by Omar the tentmaker.

she got that dress from Omar the tentmaker

by John R. December 9, 2003

tentanitus

A disease in which it causes you to become a homosexual.

“Ryan came out they other day, looks like he's got tentanitus“.

by boobs&pee November 6, 2019

Tenman

The collective noun for prostitutes.

Woah! Last night got big, me and Rooster order a tenman.

by Shoogy April 23, 2017

Textmance

A relationship that works great over text, but fails in real life.

Kelly and Andrew had a total textmance. They flirted for three months over text, but broke up after the first date!

by A1an July 14, 2011