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The Ted & Robin Pact

This stems from the popular CBS sitcom, How I Met Your Mother. Ted Mosby and Robin Scherbatsky are eating a nice meal together after Ted breaks up with his "douche" of a girlfriend in Episode 17 of Season 4 of the previously stated sitcom when Robin gets an idea she decides to share with one of her very close friends, Ted.

Robin: "We should make a pact! If the years go by and we both turn 40 and we're still single-"
(Ted gets up, gets down on one knee and takes Robin's hand)
Ted: "Robin Scherbatsky, will you be my back up wife?"
Robin: (jokingly tearful) "A girl always dreams of hearing those words. Yes! Yes! A million times yes!"

So to paraphrase what it means to make The Ted & Robin Pact, you and somebody special decide that if both of you turn 40 and are still single, then you get together and avoid loneliness.

Of course, it is still within this definition to deviate away from the exact guidelines. Such as changing the age to 35 or even 30. This example is just to put the idea in anybody's mind because anybody may be interested in this "back up plan".

I must, however, state that if you do intend to make this pact with someone or just put the idea out there, please make sure both parties know what level of seriousness you are taking to this conversation. If one person is really serious and the other may just be kidding around, then the outcome could possibly be out of your best interest.

Be RESPONSIBLE.
Me and a female friend of mine actually made The Ted & Robin Pact and set the age at 35. This pact is surprisingly fun and uplifting to share with others seeing as, in this day and age, people often worry about whether or not they will end up with someone or they fear they will die alone.
by ledhotzepper June 5, 2010
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Thank You Ted, That Was The Joke

A phrase used when a person explains the punchline to a joke. A quip first used in Family Guy. While cards, Peter says that aces "go both way", prompting Ted Turner to say "Just like a bisexual!" Michael Eisner responds with "Thank you Ted, that was the joke."
Bob: How do you confuse a blond?
James: I don't know, how?
Bob: Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.
James: Hahah! There isn't a corner in a circular room!
Bob:Thank you Ted, that was the joke.
by tendollarlameo July 4, 2011
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bill and ted's excellent adventure

The most awesome movie ever made. Two punk kids from the 80's (Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter) go back in time with a phone booth.
Bill and Ted's is a most excellent movie.
by bryan18 August 29, 2005
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Super Ted

Derived from the term Gettin' Some Ted. Refers to reaching the green in under regulation. Specifically, this means reaching the green in one shot on a par 4, and two shots on a par 5. Just as with Gettin' Some Ted, the proclamation of Super Ted is best facilitated by a cash-based team competition. Due to its rare occurance, it is usually worth substantially more cash, often 'Tall Cash.' When achieveing Super Ted, it is generally acceptable to relentlessly demean your opponents, breaking their spirit to the point that an overall win in the match becomes very probable. Super Ted is rumored to make your penis grow two inches on the spot, but this is completely unfounded and by the sheer laws of physics, is almost certainly untrue. This rumor may have started because ahieveing Super Ted is apparently so awesome, it probably gives the person that accomplished it a boner.
A foursome is standing on the tee of a relatively short par 4. One golfer rips a beautiful drive that rolls up onto the green. Absolute pandemonium breaks out within the confines of the team that achieved Super Ted. They then spend the next few minutes gloating, dancing, singing Gettin' Some Ted and counting fake dollar bills in front of the now mentally crushed opposing team.
by The Bromissioner March 4, 2010
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The Ted Mosby

a play on girls in which you

1. put on a plaid button up over a graphic tee
2. Hold in your hands an engagement ring and look as sad and lonely as possible
3. Tell her "I got left at the altar"
4. She will then comfort you....and it is on
by barney'splaybook June 9, 2013
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Father Ted

The funniest thing on TV, about three priests living on a remote island off the coast of Ireland. Who cares whether it's technically Irish or British? It's still fantastic.

Father Ted is the central character. He is often very dishonest, making up lies to get out of trouble almost every episode. He is desperate to work in the US or/and go on TV.

"I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests... ...More drink?"

Father Dougal is a very dimwitted young priest, who often forgets that he is a priest. He is guilty of the following acts: convincing a bishop to become an atheist, causing fires and explosions while doing a funeral, and generally being an eejit.

"God, I've never seen a clock at 5 a.m. before!"

"I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there"

Father Jack is an ignorant, violent, bigoted old alcoholic who enjoys sleeping, throwing stuff at the TV, and physically abusing his fellow priests. He only generally knows four words: FECK, ARSE, DRINK and GIRLS. He has a great fear for nuns. Possible paedophile.

"Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin' island!"

"I love my brick!"

"That would be an ecumenical matter!"

If you haven't seen this show, you haven't lived. 'nuff said.
Father Ted is only three seasons long, because of Dermot Morgan's, the actor who played Ted, unfortunate death. May he rest in peace.

Relevant quote:
Priest: "*Shaking fist at the sky* You bastard!"
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thank you for coming to my ted talk

Celebrities like Kate McPherson have been known to end tweets with this statement. In some ways it's a full on acknowledgement of a personal idea or claim but a dismissal of anyone's negative response to the claim. In other words, I want you to know this information but I am not particularly concerned with your opinion regarding said information.
Nicki Minaj is constantly biting off of Cardi-B...thank you for coming to my ted talk
by Kinam July 9, 2018
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