Twating

A person who has nothing useful to do or say thus talking about their every action on Twitter.

Emily: JUST WOKE UP OMG!!! 7:31 a.m.

Emily: BROTHER IS USING MY FLIPPING SHOWER!!!! 7:33 a.m.

Emily: NO CEREAL!!! FML 7:40 a.m.

Emily: CANT FIND MY CUTE TANK-TOP!!!!!! 7:46 a.m.

Emily's Brother: sis is Twating again... dumb ****

by Stoner13 January 30, 2012

Texting

Using cell phones to communicate using text instead of calling one another. A popular activity among teenagers and cool people.

Dude, texting is the best.

by See Jayy May 10, 2008

texting langauge

The words you use when you text.LOL,BRB OR

Daniece:Y R U tryna kall mi b4 9 U no dam well i got t-mobile dnt play

Alicia:just call me i dont understand texting langauge

Daniece:At 9 o clock girl

by 954babii March 4, 2009

naughty naughty you teasing me

common catchphrase of a middle aged indian man being a nonce towards teenage girls commonly found on instagram live videos - lock your doors cause hes coming for you ;)

guy 1: yo bro did you see that indian man talking to that girl on her live video?
guy 2: yeah bro he was a right nonce
indian man: naughty naughty you teasing me

by 21kamikazepilots March 4, 2021

Extreme Texting

a sport for those who have mastered the art blindly texting on a touch screen phone while violently seizing.

There are five different levels:
level 1. your average teenager
level 2. john wilkes booth
level 3. Jafar-the enemy of Aladdin
level 4. nazis
level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone

Phillip: This dude at the bar was flapping like a tuna fish out of water on the floor last night like he was having a seizure, but he had his phone is his hands!!!!!!!!!

Steve: Dude, that man is apart of the extreme texting team..............

by mcom7 January 9, 2010

Booty Texting

Texting after ten o'clock. Trying to hook up some booty.

Who you booty texting?
My ex-girlfriend

by Sozzles August 7, 2011

teasting

The art of mocking a human of the male variety who is sadly lacking his foreskin, an important component of every good trouser snake.

'So, Birdy, I hear you don't have a foreskin'

'Stop teasting meeee'

'Teasting you is the best fun I can have with everything. Shut up woman-bitch-thing'

by Bitch =] May 8, 2008