Table Shark

A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.

I haven't made any money, Brenda's being a table shark and making all the tips!

by Yu-Gi-Oh Cardi B January 02, 2022

steam table

When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.

I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.

by jynxuome April 15, 2021

table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross

Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar

by Originaldrizzle July 08, 2018

Table Kink

Having a table kink is when sexual intercourse occurs on ones table, enhancing the arousal even more due to the individuals desire to be fucked/fucking on a table

I would like to try out my table kink

by slut4urmom May 30, 2022

Table Cloth

A meddievil torcher device for brutaly wacking bad boys or girls on the bum bum

BENDOVER it's time for Table Cloth

by C_B6969 October 17, 2019

I table

When a person thinks hes a table (something really common)

Me:hey timmy how ya doing?
Timmy:i prefer not to be called "timmy" i table now.

by Uncanny April 23, 2022

Table sex

A form of female masterbation in which the female goes to the corner of the table and uses the edge to stimulate her vagina. The form is very often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable.

Yumi: Hey Dannie! I just caught Rose having table sex to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay

by Davvy0839 August 01, 2022