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Sweaty Steve 

Sweaty Steve is tha act of taking a shit, usually in the heat of the summer, and when said shitter stands they are presented with sweaty butt cheeks and possibly thighs.
I had the runs one day and I went to clean up the terrible mess in between my cheeks only to find that my legs were saturated with sweat and ass juice, an undeniable sweaty steve.
Sweaty Steve by DJ Not Nice! November 13, 2011

sweaty bollocks 

Something old men suffer from.
Hello Geoffrey, why are your trousers damp, do you have sweaty bollocks?

- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street
sweaty bollocks by Fartman69 September 19, 2013

Sweaty Stink Box 

When a guy has nasty, smelly, anal sex with his girlfriend in a sauna. After the sex session you will be extremely sweaty and ready to take a dump. The girl and the guy both take massive dumps on the griller inside the sauna and then both stand over the poop and waft the hot, burning, poop fumes for about 15 minutes.
Jason Barc and one of his ugly girlfriends have anal sex in the sauna and then poop on the griller. Then they stand over the griller and sniff the fumes for a weird sexual arousing time. There you have a sweaty stink box

Sweaty Curry 

When two or more Indian men consent to having gay sex. At least one of the individuals are required to be fat.
'Did you know Ganzi and Mr.Patel had a SWEATY CURRY last week at Eden Boys?'

sweaty neighbor 

1. American Version - A sexual act wherein the male is penetrating the female anus causing an orgasm in the female. The female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile ejaculate causing her vagina to look like a sweaty neighbor to the anus.

2. British Version - A sexual act involving 2 females and 1 male wherein the females are in position 69 and the male is penetrating either girls anus causing an orgasm in the female. The female, preferably a squirter, will then projectile ejaculate on the girls face who is between her legs causing her to look like a sweaty neighbor.

3. Alcohol Version - The Sweaty Neighbor is also a name for the alcoholic mixture of beer and wine: preferably a budweiser can would be half emptied (by consumption only) and the remaining space would be filled with white wine. This combination is hereby known as The Sweaty Neighbor.
1. American Version - "Yo, I was fucking this chick in the ass and she squirted all over the place and her sweaty neighbor was dripping like a fountain!"

2. British Version - "Bloody Hell! My flatmate Sheila and I were bandied up with another fit bird and I was buggering her as Sheila ate at her exquisite naff when all of a sudden she went off and poofed all over Sheila's face. My flatmate was left looking like the sweaty neighbour."

3. Alcohol Version - "Oh man, I think I was drinking Sweaty Neighbors that night that I threw up spaghetti all over your mom's dress."

Sweaty Herschal

A condition in wich a person's fecal stained underware becomes sweaty and causes a rash between ones legs.
"I went for a jog this morning and came back with a sweaty herschal!"
Sweaty Herschal by s2000andNOS July 30, 2008