Stroke

1. A person who has less than average intelligence

2. A caress using ones hands

1. That kid Dan is a fucking stroke!

2. She was totally stroking it.

by jeffm December 7, 2003

Stroke the Salami

male masturbation

by Da Nastee One October 30, 2003

Choke n' Stroke

is when someone dies of auto-erotic asphyxiation

"what ever happened to David Carradine???"

"oh.. you didn't hear? He went out by the ole choke n' stroke"

by StunningLD January 10, 2013

stroking an ego

The art of giving someone compliments until their ego inflates, ego gets larger

"Tracey's been stroking an ego again."

"Who was it?"
"Josh, we're going to have to put him down."

by Sub0x0one October 30, 2013

strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)

Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce

by big ting n that July 19, 2019

crystal stroker

An obscurtantist new-ager that gets their scientific information from the Psychic Friend's Network rather than, say, a peer reviewed scientific journal or college textbook.

Hippie: Quantum Mechanics proves the universe is conscious!

Scientist: No, it doesn't, you smelly crystal stroker.

by Philosiraptor July 6, 2009

ball stroke

when you balls get uncontrollaby itchy

guy 1. dude why do u keep scratching your balls.
guy 2. cuz i have major ball stroke.

by zuneman14 October 10, 2009