Shipleys Law

The Law that states that attention is infinite.

"you can never give me TOO MUCH attention, do you not remember Shipleys Law?"

by gosgal July 19, 2017

skipled

When a person is lost or confused or just dumb.

John “ bruh I still don’t know why we put milk in the fridge”
Matt “ bruh your skipled”

by Old man willy October 30, 2017

staplet

A tiny stapler. Also the result of autocorrect failing to correct "stapler" or "staples"

I've got really got to bind together these 3x5 note cards but I don't want to use a normal-sized stapler.

Use my staplet!

by Cheese Cannon December 6, 2017

Staplerydis

When you randomly find staples in your hair

“I just found staples in my hair”
“Oh no, you have staplerydis”

by Random24 January 16, 2018

striplexia poker

Playing poker as usual, except you get naked to start out the game and first one dressed wins.

So who’s up to play some “Striplexia Poker” It may sound redundant but that takes care of the formalities, Right!

by unsloppy February 5, 2018

Stieple

A large hill or small mountain that has a pointed peak.

Hey Josh do you see that mountain over there? That is too small to be a mountain and too big to be a hill. That is a stieple Hugo.

by Chives May 20, 2018

staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018