SoCal Steamer

When a homeless person hangs outside of a food truck and takes a big dump on the sidewalk thus making your dinner less enjoyable.

Randy: "Let's go to tacos arizas!"

Wayne: "Okay, but I don't wanna see any SoCal Steamers while I'm getting my food!"

by dumpqueen May 9, 2011

sara steere

short blonde girl. Slightly intimidating and demonic.

Hey your bein so mean right now dude. stop bein such a sara steere

by tom cstric September 24, 2011

Lackawanna Steamer

Put a piece of plastic wrap over a girl's face and shit on her face so she gets the warm feeling of the shit. Then peel it off an plop your ass on her face before wiping… gives her a little taste.

Cheryl is really adventurous so Steve convinced her to let him give her the Lackawanna Steamer last night.

by Lackawanna Joe December 30, 2011

nebraska steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, but with a high amount of corn in the feces instead.

Jim went to give his wife a Cleveland Steamer, but ended up laying a Nebraska Steamer due to the amount of corn he ate for dinner the night Before.

by Nubstars September 22, 2013

wasilla steamer

When Sarah Palin throws out excrement with her mouth it is only right to return the same.

-Sarah Palin said some really stupid shit the other night.

-I know, she's a pathetic slag, someone ought to give her a Wasilla Steamer.

by Jack_Wagon December 4, 2013

London steamer

Farting in an elevator while masturbating.

On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.

by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 18, 2015

boca steamer

A Variation of the Cleveland Steamer better suited for rich snobby Boca bitches where you defecate into a designer handbag (i.e. Louis Vuitton or Chanel) and place the shit filled handbag onto the bitches chest.

I met this spoiled bitch at the Town Center Mall and she really needed a Boca steamer dropped on her prissy ass.

by Corey and Richard October 5, 2016