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Band Stalker 

a manly girl who stalks band kids despite the fact she's not in band and is in love with a man who is gay with a large mustache
Justin: Did you walk by the band room this morning?
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...
Band Stalker by gertyLUVSyou March 13, 2009

That gay stalker 

A stalker who only stalks people of the same sex.
Check out that gay stalker behind us lets get out of the car and start...

Emo Stalker 

The state of becoming selfish, vain, and egotistical to the point where people whom you care about (ex. friends, family, girlfriends/ boyfriends, lovers, and past girlfriends/ boyfriends) have left you and/or decide that you are being too much of a douche to even tolerate at which point you become obsessed with people and/or circumstances that are beyond all reasonable, logical, and understandable possibilities.
An ex boyfriend who follows you at work, calls you and leaves you things asking why you are with your current boyfriend instead of him, and sends you an untold amount of messages on the internet asking you to come back to him, and spends the rest of his time sulking and crying to his other friends.... emo stalker
Emo Stalker by ldydrknes July 5, 2008

Spotify Stalker 

person( usually white or from the north) who has little to no taste in music so they steal and stalk friends and others playlists in order to gain song clout.
“damn that bitch is ridin on my music she a hella Spotify stalker
Spotify Stalker by IAMLIVID May 3, 2019

Cock Stalker

A person that cant get enough of the cock, hopefully a girl.
Yea I let that girl play around with my cock the other night. I'm trying not to talk to her, but she wont leave me alone. She wants it again! What a Cock Stalker.
Cock Stalker by B$ March 27, 2005

Night Stalker 

1. (person) or (a group) of cocky assholes who dont know there asshole from their elbow and think that they are delta force soldiers.

2. someone who eventually gets a DUI or does drugs and gets caught, then gets sent to a regular army unit and gets a huge dose of "Reality" and ends up being a turd.
guy 1: "whos that new guy with 3000 ng hours who doesnt know shit about the helicopter? and why is he crying about how "they did it in the 160th" instead of working???"
guy2:"just another night stalker"
Night Stalker by VarsityMP April 2, 2011