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Wisconsin Truffle Shake

A modern-day interpretation/improvement of the standard blumpkin.

This includes:
1.Taking a shit.
2.Recieving oral fellatio.
3.Chain smoking a joint.
4.Talking on the phone with the Dean of Science at Harvard about the insufficient amount of evidence in the recent experiments disproving the theory of evolution.

5.Playing COD.
6.Sniffing a line off the girls tité.
7.Toeing a girl.
8.Analyzing Einstein's theory about quantum physics and photoelctrons’ effect on energy inupt/output.
9.Drinking hat with Jack Daniels.
10.Listening to Bethoven No. 7 Symphony, A minor.
11.Double boges behind thou ears.
12.Watching an educational TV program about the lifestyles of a fajet.
Minister: As the Minister of Education I believe that we should modernize our sexual education curriculum to include the concepts of contraception, abortion and, of course, the Wisconsin Truffle Shake.

Gym Teacher: I agree! We need to educate our children about the new modern culture. And how FUCKED those Wisconsin people are.
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Memphis Milk Shake

To engage in a Memphis Milk Shake is to titty-fuck a lactating woman.
I wanna give that MILF a Memphis Milk Shake!
by Bungo Pony November 14, 2007
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waist shake

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I would totally waist shake with Johnny Depp.
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cake shake

a blow job. aka bj.. head.. ect
by bennnnnn November 13, 2006
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protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.
Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')
by Nick D February 26, 2004
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shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass
sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french
by J Dubya December 26, 2003
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Saaketh

A sexy beast who just cant be stopped at whatever he is doing.
Damn did you see Lebrons stats last night? He was just going saaketh
by nagger12345678 March 26, 2013
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