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squid pro squo

a legitimate voting issue within a debate round
the affirmative must provide a squid that is not already represented within the status quo
"We believe that the affirmative team is not topical as they are not squid pro squo."
by Ballin Debater November 8, 2013
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Squid

A used condom filled with semen, neatly tied up awaiting disposal. (Several of these may be referred to as a squad)
I was afraid her mom would look through her garbage, so I had to keep the squid in my pocket and wait till we got to church to throw it out.
by Ding Dong Mandolin April 5, 2015
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squadstagram

An joint Instagram account where a squad posts photos of things that only their squad will understand and they normally don't accept requests of anyone who's not in their squad
Only the squad will get this meme, so I'll post it on the squadstagram
by Samellaeatsalot January 25, 2017
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Squid Jag

The act of inserting all 5 fingers into the vagina or anus. Once fully inserted to wrist, rapidly open fingers to a claw (fingers spread), And yell (in a deep disgruntled tone) "SQUID JAG!"
Oi, mate. I had a great night last night with Jenny, until I tried the squid jag. Would have got the boot, but the Bitch couldn't get me out. Took me 5 minute to untangle.
by Old Mate Squid August 30, 2017
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Squid Beak

When the vagina lips protrude in an extreme manner, resembling that of a squid's face
She had a really fat pussy, that thing looked like a squid beak!
by @bigsammy610 February 27, 2018
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Squid Porn

Squid porn means a bunch of penises or a few around someones head, so when you look from above, it looks like a squid. Which should be a category on pornhub named ''Squid porn''
Example:
Director: We should make some squid porn
Actor: Yes, lets find 5 to 7 men that can stand around my head with their penis out
Director: Yall will look like a squid!
by RedCupNoItAintKoolAid October 21, 2019
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baltic squid

a ventilation device designed by Clint Price , Jim Wymer , Pat Bell that gives maximum suck for minimun horespower
A air powered device with a multiple of hoses ,hence the Baltic Squid
by Clint Price September 2, 2008
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