Squid dribble

Noun/Verb. When a guy cums in a condom, then cuts the end off of the condom to squeeze onto the brow line of his sexual partner. The jizz then dribbles into his/her eyes in a tentacle-like pattern, giving it the name “squid dribble.” Source: Lester Holt.

He squid dribbled me hardcore last night. It was squinty as hell.

by Squiddribbler4620 January 31, 2020

cheesy squid

When your asshole leaks and oozes a fromage like liquid

His asshole had taken so many man loads it was like a cheesy squid

by Tier half September 2, 2022

squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.

I just witness a squid jacker in action

by foot violater November 13, 2011

Squid games

Martin Luther King Jr. would love it if he could watch it, people perishing together as fools.

Squid Games is exactly the way people like there bullshit. They like their bullshit more than they like Martin Luther King Jr. apparently. Even Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, or Jesus would probably like Squid games more than they liked themselves, because people tend to like a show of narcissism more than they like a mundane person thinking of how to help other people.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

Squid flinger

A vigorous under water handjob

My girlfriend gave me a mean squid flinger in her parents pool last night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.

"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"

by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019

Squid bagging

When you kill somebody in splatoon and repeatedly turn from kid to squid form while jumping. Used as an act to taunt people you have killed or to make friends with wirh enemy’s

Bro! I just got squid bagginged

by Freggyfr February 6, 2023