Springfield

Springfielders thumb this up, other towns dont hate. Don't know what we're about? Lemme sum this up, we got what you need, we charge premium for premium quality, and beer is cheap. Hard alcohol is part of our food pyramid. From the bottom all the way to the top, we stay springfield true, and when shit hits the fan a springhood boy got his bros backs. Hate us or love us, we are what we are, and dont forget who runs this county like the way it's supposed to be. Don't like it? Suck it up and move on with your life, it's not gonna change any time soon.

Springfield's got the closest crews you'll ever meet, and if you try to start shit within our borders you're bound to get wrecked. Fags that start shit within our own town get ended fast, might as well get out if you're gonna be a bitch. Springfielders stay on good terms with our neighbors, dont start anything and you got a free pass to all the product and protection you need. Friends are what make Springfield a place to be, we stay close and dont let no one start trouble and get away with it.

Person A: Springfield's a great town.
Person B: Yeah, they got some real good stuff and some real good people.
Person A: Don't forget the hot girls.
Person B: How could you? Springfield girls are banginnn

by Dont worry bout it ;) April 22, 2010

Jerry Springer

Term used to cover up foul words where you are not able to use foul words. Best used in a restaurant environment.

That mother Jerry Springer accused me of spitting in his food.

by trEpAz November 10, 2008

spring bake

Forgoing the traditional Spring Break excursions in favor of sitting around, getting righteously stoned with your friends for a week.

John "So where did you go for Spring Break this year?"

Bill "Nowhere. We had a little Spring Bake at Mark and Eric's apartment."

by CambAngst December 29, 2008

Springfield

There are a lot of towns in the United States named Springfield. There's one in Massachusetts, another in Illinois, and another in Missouri, all with over 100,000 people. There are other Springfields that are smaller. Ohio has one between Dayton and Columbus on Interstate 70. Virginia has one near Washington, DC. It gets a lot of traffic on Interstate 95 and has a very confusing interchange. There are even smaller Springfields in Vermont and Indiana. Finally, it's that town where The Simpsons live.

There are too many cities called Springfield in this country it driver me crazy

by cuberham12 June 21, 2010

spring valley, mn

An extremely racist town full of trigger happy rednecks and drug addicts. The biggest town features are the Dairy Queen and gas stations.

I'm never going back to spring valley, mn ever again.

by okaybuthowaboutnot January 25, 2017

to go Jerry Springer

To go Jerry Springer on someone or to Jerry Springer someone

Quotation used in the MTV reality show "The Jersey Shore" by Mike Sorrentino "The Situation".

The use of Jerry Springer is a reference to the same called talkshow "The Jerry Springer show" which is known for its verbal and physical affronts. To go Jerry Springer has a broad field of use in general meaning facing someone with the aim to provoke a (negative) reaction usually leading into verbal affronts or in severe cases even into physical attack.

I'm about to go Jerry Springer on her ass!

by zeitphantom January 17, 2011

bling bling silver spring

slang term for the city silver spring in maryland.

silver spring is the best, i love maryland!

by marissa April 12, 2005