spray painted car

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.

“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”

“It must be a spray painted car.”

by dwightisright July 6, 2018

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Sprayed my Geek

Adj: A term used when one has demonstrated extreme geekiness, confusing and possibly irritating the recipient.

Guy1: Well, actually the ocarina of time came BEFORE Majora's Mask, because if you noticed Zelda is saying goodbye to Link. Plus, the skull kid said Link reminded him of the fairy boy that taught him a song, which was Saria's Song from Ocarina of Time.

Guy2: Yeah... Sure, man.

Guy1:I totally sprayed my geek all over the wall that time.

by White-Kitten July 25, 2011

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Sprayed like febreeze

to make a shot that makes no sound

P1: i said ima spray 'em just like febreeze
P2: he got sprayed like febreeze

by KidMagic06 June 1, 2018

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spray dat fish

When someone puts perfume or cologne on a stanky pus

"Danmmm gurl that thang stank"
"What my.. *looks down*"
"Yeah, you better do uhh something bout that"
*grabs perfume* "I finna give you a 'spray dat fish', gurl"
"A wha- AHHHHH HOLY MOTHER OF-"

by heatehr September 27, 2020

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