Splayed

So drunk that you can't do anything but lay down flat on your back with your arms spread out to your sides

Homie drunk too much and splayed right in the middle of the living room.

by Ej October 12, 2014

4th Gen Main Slayer

-Yeseo is the main Slayer of the 4th gen of K-pop, she just excel at everything she does
-originally just a playful nickname given by fans, Yeseo has shown that she's is more than capable of slaying everything and is definitely worthy of the title: 4th gen main Slayer

Wow! Did you see Kep1er's performance
Yes I did, Yeseo stood out so much, she's definitely the 4th gen main Slayer

by yeseoutopia January 3, 2022

SlayerXD

Definition :
A rare breed of human sub-species

Qualities:
Absolute God tier Legend
Fails at everything

Uses a platinum riot shield
Fails to understand simple jokes
Outbreaks in hysterical out controllable fits of laughter
Uses a platinum riot shield
Breathes heavily into the mic
Uses a platinum riot shield
Uses a platinum riot shield
Is the smartest person ever and still manages to be a retard
Uses a platinum riot shield
Lacks athleticism
Can’t pronounce simple English

Can’t talk to girls
Uses a platinum riot shield

Strengths:
Things that don't involve physical strength

Platinum riot shielding
Industructable
Hate Mailing
Rants
Intelligence
Not a Simp

Weakness:
Weak
Dumbass
Always confused
Talking to Girls
The word incompetent

Slow
Pronunciation of Simple English

Important Note: If you are a loved one is experiencing symptoms of SlayerXD syndrome ask yourself “Do you have A Platinum Riot Sheild” If so you are a SlayerXD

In Conclusion SlayerXD goes by many names Nerd, Retard, Legend but when you need a platinum riot shield there’s only one man for the job.

The Man, The Myth, The Legend, SlayerXD.

by SlayerXD April 29, 2020

yak slayer

one who will have sex with anyone.

guy #1: did you see who jones banged the other night?
guy#2: yeah, he's such a yak slayer

by skap-a-phobic September 18, 2006

The Sprayer

While having anal sex with you partner you piss in her ass and when she farts it sprays all over your dick.

Sally: Yesterday while I was fucking Bobby he pulled the sprayer on me it felt great

by bl123 October 19, 2008

Dragon Slayer

There are no princesses in the real world. A Dragon Slayer is a dignified position where one braves the real world and confronts people about irrationality of incoherent world views and delusions completely unafraid of the repercussions of pissing people the fuck off.

a: Dude, that guy just blew up that street preacher. I know that pastor too, he has a PHD.
b: Ya, he was a total dragon slayer.

a: Woh, dude just annihilated that feminist.
b: What a dragon slayer!

by GhostDino December 25, 2014

Bucky the penis slayer

A chic with jacked up teeth that may slice your penis while blowing you

May that chic had meth mouth so bad shes for sure bucky the penis slayer

by youngjimson April 1, 2015