Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.
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by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019
Get the Sin Worthy Splash mug.A splaff is a person that every pub owner in town knows. He or she will have invariably been barred from most of the pubs but ultimately the pub will change hands and the unsuspecting owner will let the splaff in without trouble.
Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.
Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.
The place got trashed last night. That splaff knocked over tables and glasses. They're not getting in here again.
by DonAdrianoDeArmando August 25, 2012
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Person A: Splishy splashy (waving bottle at person B)?
Person B: Sure!
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Person A: What did you buy at the supermarket?
Person B: Loadsa bread, milk and some splishy splashy
Person A: Splishy splashy (waving bottle at person B)?
Person B: Sure!
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Person A: What did you buy at the supermarket?
Person B: Loadsa bread, milk and some splishy splashy
by ian March 17, 2005
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Get the splash the boots mug.A splashy john is when there is a puddle of pee/water/god-knows-what under a urinal from the previous users of the urinal. A splashy john is especially disgusting if you are at a pool or a place where you are not wearing shoes. One way to avoid the puddle on a splashy john is to spread your legs so your feet are on either side of the puddle instead of taking a leak with your legs together which would mean that both your feet would be in the puddle.
by poopy butt January 20, 2015
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